Thursday, October 1, 2009
The 2009 CUP AND FOOT MOVIE AWARDS
Matthew McConaughey would love to present this one, it’s the “How to Lose a Game in 10 Days” award. Accepting this award on behalf of the Miami Hurricanes is Canes’ quarterback Jacory Harris. “Hello, first off I would like to thank the academy for letting us have 10 days to prepare for a team and still be able to lose. I just wish things were a bit easier for us, ya know? Maybe if we could just run around on the beach without shirts filming movies (pause for laughter)…Anyway, we will be prepared to play the Sooners, we get a full 7 days this time, so we won’t be surprised (Look perplexed when there is more laughter).”
Now, for the “Varsity Blues—I don’t want your life” award. Accepting this award on behalf of Tim Tebow is Jesus. “The mightiest of the mighty hath suffered a horrendous fate. Whilst the angel I hath sent to protect the chosen one slippeth out to find a room of rest, the wrath of an unblocked linebacker and the knee of the unsuspecting shall thwart the progress of the head of the holy toward the earth. So I say unto thee fair Tebow, let not yourself be disheartened, find comfort in me and another trash bag in the hands of a trainer whilst young males in the Philippines long for your return so more circumcisions can be performed”… Thank you, thank you Jesus. Wow, what just happened?!? Not sure where that was going, but we’ll be right back after the break (pause with awkward smile at the camera).
Welcome back! Alright, here to present the next award is Jim Carrey. “Thank you, thank you. I reheheally am honored to be here. The winner of the “Dumb and Dumber…Harry your hands are freezing!” award is….the Penn State Nittany Lions! Accepting on their behalf is the head coach of Penn State, Joe Paterno, alrighty then!” Joe: “Well, I am trying to learn what Twittering is. I thought that was what happened when you see a girl in high school. Anyway, the white out didn’t work for us. We’ll see if we can’t find a way to pay everything back to our fans. Right now we have a suitcase full of IOU’s, those are as good as cash (look lost, push up glasses, walk off stage).
Finally, accepting the “John Wayne rough tough and not going to take sh*t from anybody” award is head coach of the University of Oklahoma football team. “Well, certainly, I don’t appreciate questions about Sam not going pro. I gave him all the information I could in regards to the draft and he wanted to stay. I’m not here to defend his choice. I find this entirely disrespectful, thanks for the award.”
That is all we have time for today, please look for the “standard” cupcake awards to return next week!
~Steven
Monday, September 28, 2009
Double-Dark-Double-Dip Peanut Butter Cuppies
Anyways, on to the good stuff. Last week’s treat for the office… The Double-Dark-Double-Dip Peanut Butter filled Cupcakes! Yum. They took some time in the kitchen, but worth it. Make sure you bring milk next time, ‘cause these were over the top chocolate. Some might say “too much, too much” (including me), but I got more positive feedback on these little cuppers than any before!
Let’s take a look at some testimonials..
“It was pretty fantastic.” – Adam
And my fav… “those cupcakes are the dope bomb diggity! THX!” – Tribble
DOUBLE DARK DOUBLE DIP PEANUT BUTTER FILLED CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!
3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons cocoa powder (not Dutch process)
1/2 cup boiling water
1 cup buttermilk
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoons baking soda
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 sticks plus 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 cup creamy peanut butter
2/3 cup confectioners' sugar
1 cup heavy cream
8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 350° and position 2 racks in the lower and middle third of the oven. Line 24 muffin cups with paper or foil liners.
2. Put the cocoa powder in a medium heatproof bowl. Add the boiling water and whisk until a smooth paste forms. Whisk in the buttermilk until combined. In a medium bowl, sift the flour with the baking soda, baking powder and salt. In a large bowl, using an electric mixer, beat 1 1/2 sticks of the butter with the granulated sugar until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Beat in the eggs and vanilla, then beat in the dry ingredients in 2 batches, alternating with the cocoa mixture. Carefully spoon the cupcake batter into the lined muffin cups, filling them about two-thirds full. Bake for 20 to 22 minutes, or until the cupcakes are springy. Let the cupcakes cool in the pans for 5 minutes, then transfer them to wire racks to cool completely.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
GameDay Fashion
One can go pretty much anywhere in Norman and find some sort of OU paraphernalia. Campus corner is like the Holy Grail for OU anything, for this post we’ll be focusing on the different attire available for Sooner GameDay.
All of the t-shirt stores on campus corner have the same boring options. Don’t get me wrong a t-shirt is perfectly acceptable if you’re a guy. But if you’re a girl like me, I prefer dresses and skirt options. A t-shirt will be fine if accessorized correctly, you can’t show up in a t-shirt looking like you just rolled out of bed. A t-shirt is cute if paired with a cute American Apparel skirt and adorable flats from Shoetopia. This girl, Krista White, got the t-shirt look right at the OU vs. BYU game in Dallas.
A t-shirt is also acceptable when it’s fitted and paired with a great pair of jeans, like Patti Zumwalt did in Seattle last year for the OU vs. Washington.
The first few games have much more options for apparel since the weather is warm. One can wear a dress, tank top, shorts, skirt, and sandals there are plenty of options. Here are a few of the best warm gameday outfits I have seen.
I unfortunately forgot to take pictures of bad gameday outfits. I saw so many, but felt bad taking the picture. I wasn’t sure I could lie and tell the person I liked their outfit and wanted a pic of it for the blog. So I’ll just describe to you what merits a bad gameday outfit. Shorts that are too short, a baggy t-shirt, a red that’s a little more orange than red, cowboy boots that are too tight around the calf (causing a calf muffin top), and sometimes jerseys. A jersey has to fit right and must be paired with something girly so as not to confuse the girl wearing it with a dyke. I’m sorry but you know if you saw a girl in a jersey, ponytail, jeans and tennis shoes you’d think the same thing!
Next time I promise to take pics of the BAD.
xoxo
Tine.
Tomorrow on cup/foot: Double-dark-double-dip peanut butter filled chocolate cupcakes! mmmmmmm...yumyumyum!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Cupcake Recap - Tulsa
Here is a recap of this last weekend in college football! As always, we start with the Sooners:
Landry Jones looked pretty good against a Tulsa defense that wasn’t stellar, but wasn’t that bad either. Landry racked up 6 touchdown passes as defenses across the Big XII gave a collective sigh. I’m sure they thought was OU would be crippled when Bradford went down, now they have seen the guy on the bench has the potential to have a statue on the east side of Memorial Stadium. 5 cupcakes Landry….5 cupcakes and Big XII player of the week.
Mr. Tennell, I know you don’t read this, but I feel for you. The coaches have seen something in you that we have not seen. The only thing you have treated the Sooner Nation to are dropped passes that could haunt you the rest of your career. Please pull out of your funk…or sit on the sidelines. You are frustrating all of us. ½ cupcake
Defense, oh defense…nicely done! You have recorded a nice little shut out for the second week in a row! A few things went your way (dropped passes), but you still held together. A shutout is a shutout, so let’s go ahead and award 4 cupcakes!
Now to the national level: First off…what a game for Nebraska! They did great and couldn’t stop a late minute drive to preserve the win on the road. Anyone nervous for the Sooner trip to Lincoln yet? What about going to Lubbock? Tech looked really good against a crowd of 100K shorthorn fans and a texas team that had not been tested all season. By the way...nice job texas, you jump out of the nobodies, play tech (get officiating help for the win), then jump right back in to stealing from the bakery (this week vs UTEP --the mighty miners), you get a doughnut, zero, zilch, nada.
Game with most hype that will not even be a game -- texas tech versus houston, in Houston. After grasping defeat from the jaws of victory in Austin, the Red Raiders will not be surprised by the Cougars (like maybe a team just north of Norman was). The crowd is smaller than it was in Austin and houston just does not have the athletes....this game gets the "Cupcake Mirage" award.
Best game of the week to watch will be the Miami vs Virginia Tech game. Virginia Tech is coming off a narrow and draining victory over the Cornhuskers just to welcome a Miami team (who has had longer than usual to prepare) to Blacksburg. I just don't think that Va. Tech will have enough in the tank and this one will go to Miami...which leaves the 'Canes undefeated heading in to their home matchup with the Sooners (and a 7 o'clock kickoff time that hasn't been announced yet). This one gets the "Last Bite of Cupcake" award (the last win for the 'Canes before losing to the Sooners).
Finally, I couldn't end the blog without a tip of the hat to the Huskies up north. Knocking off an SC team that god fielded himself was no easy feat (disclaimer: the view that "god" fielded the team in no way represents a deity at work, it is merely a reference to the fanatical love that ESPN gives to the beloved men of Troy anytime they beat a mediocre team). This game earns the "Gallagher Award" (for smashing the big ole' cupcake).
Until next week...
~Steven
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Mint Chocolate Chip!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
CUPCAKE RECAP!
From our newest cake/ball contributor, Steven! (who will be recapping the best and worst of the weekend's football)
Hello,
After a rocky start to the college football season, I have decided that games, players, and coaches need to be graded from time to time. What better way to grade than on a cupcake scale?!? The more cupcakes, the better, with the scale going from one to five. The Sooners will always get a cupcake grade, but other teams will also be graded. So, without further ado, let’s go over the first ever CUPCAKE RECAP!
Let’s start with OU’s offensive line. The big eaters did a decent job this week of protecting Jones against a very weak defensive line. Let’s face it, the Idaho State Bengals are not fielding NFL caliber talent on their defense. When the OU offensive line needed a push from the one yard line (reminiscent of the stops made at BYU and Florida), they were unsuccessful. This weekend’s performance earned the offensive line ½ cupcake. As big as those guys are, that amount of cupcake isn’t going to go far…so pick up the slack!
Staying in the offense, we will move to the man of the hour, Landry Jones! Filling in for an injured Bradford and on his first collegiate start, he managed to amass 286 passing yards and 3 touchdowns. This pales in comparison to the national recognition he is receiving for his ‘stache! He has been contacted by the American Mustache Institute, which I believe is a first for any OU football player. For this achievement alone he earns 5 cupcakes!
Our defense has also stepped up this year, doing a decent job of shutting down mediocre teams. We still look weak in the middle, something our coaches need to figure out…and fast. For now, our defense gets 3 cupcakes.
Finally, the OU fans get awarded 5 cupcakes for showing up. The weather was miserable but Sooner spirit was alive and well!
Now, for some national awards!
Biggest bakery thieves of the week: the university of texas football team. Where is your pride? Seriously, beating up on teams that don’t belong on the field for division I? Not only that, but for the first half of the Wyoming game you were tied…seriously, stop stealing from the kitchen and start doing something with your season. -5 cupcakes…that’s right, you owe the entire college football community 5 cupcakes. The worst rating possible.
Biggest cupcake versus the smallest sprinkles: the university of florida gators. You are not doing any better than the shorthorns, only difference is you didn’t let the sprinkles hang around for a half of football. You too, get a rating of -5 cupcakes…this means we will have an abundance of cupcakes this week!
Best cupcake game of last week: This honor has to go to the Ohio State and USC game. What a game! Too bad Ohio State’s defense couldn’t stop a last minute drive, still it’s worth 4 cupcakes.
This week’s cupcake matchup: Although the Texas Tech versus Texas game would look to be intriguing after last season, it will not amount to anything, so the award goes to the Nebraska versus Virginia Tech game. This is the time for Bo Pelini to step up and show that Nebraska is ready for the national spotlight on the road. I personally don’t think they are there yet and will more than likely lose in Blacksburg, but you never know!
~Steven
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Jerry loves Key Lime Pie
The Key Lime Pie Cupcakes from long ago were a hit! Even on the drive down to Dallas!!
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Kickoff!
My newest hobby.. cupcakes, has become a new project/obsession. In just 2 days, I'll be watching the Sooners kick off the 2009 season by crushing BYU in the new Dallas stadium. And what is better then putting two obsessions together in one place? Well a lot, but Christine told me to start a blog, so ok!
Here is a lovely poem Christine wrote for me and my new blog, please enjoy. And get ready for a great season of cupcakes and football!
Let me introduce myself to you
My Name is Katie and I like to bake various kinds of cupcake
Even though I am girl I appreciate a good pump fake
It’s college football season for heavens sake
Football and Chocolate seem to go hand in hand
And everyone knows at half time you get to see the marching band
Let the tail gating begin
With various Kegs and Gin
Let’s all pray that the Sooners win
Otherwise eating all these sweets would be nothing other than a glorified sin
Cupcakes and Football
That’s what Oklahoma Does!